I'm a professional author of... Well, I used to say "science fiction." 

Then came There Will Be Dragons, which is sf with a distinct fantasy twist. 

Then came Ghost which is techno-thriller crossed with porn. 

Then came Princess of Wands, a Christian soccer mom battling demons through the power of God. 

Who knows what's next? Children's books? (I've actually got that one mapped out. You see, there's this girl who is raised by dolphins... You think I'm joking, don't you?)

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